Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

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Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

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Jersey Shore

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Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

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When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

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Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

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Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

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Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

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wsedrtyujiKFKJKLEFL;LKJRG Blame the economy. Don't hit me, I'm a girl! EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL RIGHTS!

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

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whats black? a black man

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Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

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Whats so funny? That kid has down syndrome

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When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

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Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

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Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

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Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

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what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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