- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

Spell: “This word”

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

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