why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

Wombat monkey juice.

why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! *ba dum chzz*

Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

why am i on this site? cause its funny

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

there once was a guy named james who like to play video games he was told one day that he was gay and he immediatley consulted a priest for reconciliation

Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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