a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

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Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

Guess what! what haha u listened to me

Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Billy Cundiff.

Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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