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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

Lil' Wayne

Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

Shit!

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

WNBA

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

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