- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

A guy walks into a toilet store and there are 3 left 1is silver 1 is wood and 1 talks he took the one that talks. the next day he is shitting and he hears the toilet "do you see what i see

knock knock. come in.

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

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