A legless and armless woman is laying on the beach. A man walks by and hears her crying. "What's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been kissed before" says the woman. So the man leans down and kisses her. The next day the man sees the woman crying at the beach again. "What's wrong this time?" asks the man. "I've never been hugged before" So the man picks up the legless and armless woman and gives her a big hug. The next day the man sees the woman still on the beach crying. "Okay now what's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been f---ked before" says the woman. So the man picks up the woman, and has sex with her. They end up going on several dates later on and getting married at sunset on the very beach where they met.

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So this blond chick walks into a bar, and orders a drink.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

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What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A school bus.

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Bake until golden at 375

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Adam Fantuzzi loves stroking jacobs small penis

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A fat lady walks into a bar. Your probably wondering what she ordered. She ordered a ham burger.

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar. A: Ouch

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? "Where's my keys?!"

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Yo momma is so fat that we are incredibly concerned for her health.

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Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

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Two boys were walking down a building which was under construction. Suddenly a brick hits the 1 one in the head while the 2 guys aunt was in America.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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What's black and twelve inches long? A Maglite.

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i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

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When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

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Man walks into a gun store, buys a gun. The same man goes home and lives happily till he dies of cancer. His son takes the gun shots himself, survives then later dies of cancer.

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Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A fossil.

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Anti Joke

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