What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What did the alcoholic say to his priest? I'm Drunk. The priest says "Your drunk go home". He barely makes it.

whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

A white man, a black man, an Asian man, a Mexican man, a subasian man, an Austrailian man, and a Canadian white man. That's it.

You know what sucks? Yes.

Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

So, same time tomorrow then?

Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. *gasp* what a weird dream.

Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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