- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

Dani barton from bob chuckles

A black man walks in to a bar and says ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first Monkey. Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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