how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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What does a pelican and a taxman have in common? Both are bipedal, both are carbon-based lifeforms that procreate by DNA replication, both in all probablility eat fish, both have survival instinct, both require fresh water for hydration, both have five senses; vision, hearing, touch, taste and smell, both are capable of at least limited cognition, and both can turn aggressive when provoked.

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How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

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Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

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What's an Anti Joke?

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What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

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What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

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What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

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Why does a Jew, a catholic, and a buddhist eat pizza? because they like the way it tastes.

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

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The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

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Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

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Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

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What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

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your mum

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Jerry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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