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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

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A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

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Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

The class valedictorian is about to give his speech to the class. He has 6 fingers total, he is missing an ear, his left nostril is burned shut, and he must walk on crutches because of the severe injury to his left knee. How does the extremely cruel Principal of the school introduce him? "Please welcome Gregory Barnes, a brave soul that conquered a battle against death itself an won".

What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

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Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

I hate blackniggers

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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