- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

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What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

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What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

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