Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

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An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

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How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

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Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

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What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

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theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb. we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us

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if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

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whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

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Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

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Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

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What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

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A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

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What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

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what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

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how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

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What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

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What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

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What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

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What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

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How did th-A fridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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