- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

It's only racist if you consider them people.

Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

Dude 1: Hey, ya see these coins here? Dude 2: ya, what about em'? Dude 1: would you say you see these pretty often? Dude 2: yup... :/ Dude 1: so would you call them COMMON CENTS!?!?!?!?!

What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

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