A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

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Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

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What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

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A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

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Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

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what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

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A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

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Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

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Your MUM has aids :D LOL

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im black

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roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

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What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

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Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

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Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

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Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

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Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

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Anti Joke

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