What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

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Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

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So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue shotgun How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose and shoot it with a blue shotgun.

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What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

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A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

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xavier stop

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Chad Wolbert is retarded.

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what do you call gingers ugly.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

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Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

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what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

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what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

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guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

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Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

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There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he swallowed his shoe. But it turns out his dream was real, and he died because he could not digest a whole shoe.

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Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

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what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

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