- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

An atheist walks into a church

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Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

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