Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes. What would you like to order?"

why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

Obama

Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

Women.

What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

what do you call a gay guy Ej

My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

A duck sits down at a bar and orders a drink. After he finishes, he gets up to leave, when the bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but you didn't pay for your drink." The duck turned around and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot." So he paid the bartender for the drink and left him a nice tip, and left the bar in a good mood.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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