What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

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What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

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Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

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like a someboyyyyyyyyyyyy

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NAACP

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yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

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just sit down and dont be a Jew

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

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a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

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do not read this(this is intended to be read)

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

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Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

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a horse walks into a blender ow

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What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

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P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

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Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

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Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

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Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

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A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

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What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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