I dont know, are you a tomato?

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

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your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

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- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

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What'f funny and has 8 wheels? The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

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my shift key is broken1

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

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What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

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Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

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Picture This, you are going down the freeway in a yellow four-door banana, going 75 mph and all 4 tires blow out, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Theres no bones in ice cream.

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Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

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No.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

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Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

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What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

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what do mexicans like most. icecubes

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Membean

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What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

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9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

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Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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