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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

A women president

What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

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