The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

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Knock, knock. *answers door*

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How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

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Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

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How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

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What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

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Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

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Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

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Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

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Women's rights

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why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

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Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

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why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

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Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

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Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

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What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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What's the difference between a woman and a car? A woman is merely a useful object, whereas a car deserves love, care, and respect.

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A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

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knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

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A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

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Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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