- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

What did Delaware? A coat.

What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Two guys walk into a bar the third guy ducks

Q: What is your favorite color? M: Blue

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