- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

what do you call a man with no penis? what ever his name is

Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

What did Chuck Norris say to the man that asked for his autograph? He happily obliged and continued on with his day.

Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

Aaron Pfeifer likes men

Did you hear about the guy who got all of his left side cut off?! He died of blood loss and permanent damage to his vital organs.

When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

Knock-knock. There is no reply. The burglar makes sure no one is home and breaks into a side window. After stealing some precious jewelry and family valuables, he exits through the same window.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

AIDS

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

how do you keep a blonde busy for 7 to 8 hours. you give her m&m's and tell her to spell a word.

How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

Wheelchair high jump

what does it mean when Justin Bieber sounds like a boy someones hit puberty

Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

What did the prostitute say to the nun? It's nice to see you again, Sister.

Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

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