If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

An Asian fails their maths exam.

Why did the dog eat poop?

There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

why did the puppy poop? he had too

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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