- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

Justin Bieber is a good singer.

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

a fish swimming in the water swims

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

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