Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

Badgers are cool

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

Cancer.

The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

Black people. They are so kind.

a black guy walks into a fast food place.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

A bar walks into a man... Wait...

so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

What's up brah brah

Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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