Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

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What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

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why harry potter, if he was a wizard?

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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GINGER PEOPLE

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Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

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What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

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Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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What do you call a black guy that drives a plane? A pilot

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Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

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Guess what? The Game.

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How do you get a boy out of bed, you cut off his fingers.

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How do you count all the jews in a village? The United States Census Bureau usually has reliable data so I would start there

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Q) Why was six afraid of seven? A) Seven was black.

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Justin Bieber is having sex with a girl. He then awakes from this horrible nightmare.

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guess what no i know what your thinking, its NOT chickenbutt. its that tomorrow i have a math test. that sucks.

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What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

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What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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What do you get when you cross a jack-o-lantern and an antelope? Nothing. You wouldn't see an antelope by a pumpkin.

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