Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

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Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

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what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

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Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

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sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

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I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

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roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

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What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

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How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

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What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

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what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

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mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

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Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son was captured by a sexual predator, and your daughter tried to run from them, and now she's under the wheels of the bus going round and round.

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

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What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

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an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

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Take this and put it- No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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