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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

Who keeps knocking on the wall? My neighbors have sex a lot.

Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

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Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

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