its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

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Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the face like yours belongs to the zoo. Please don't be sad, 'cos I'll be there too.. Not in the cage but laughing at you!

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How did they wake up Lady Gaga? They p-p-poked her face p-p-poked her face......!

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What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

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Yo Mama So Fat ... She Look Like Dis ///(*<>*)\\\ | | | | <=> <=>

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person: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? person: A Hipster. Me: False.

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What hurts people but doesn't? Child Birth. -Dave Papile

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Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause he couldn't afford to pay the gas bill.

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Why did the black man die? He was shot

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You've heard of take your child to work day, but I bet you haven't heard of 9/11- take your plane to work day

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Armando masturbated

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Theres this guy that got pulled over and the guy in the car said: I have AIDS the cop said: Oh, really when did you get them? I don't have AIDS

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, a dead baby is a horrible sight and shouldn't be laughed at.

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Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

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What would happen if you put a marshmellow in a tractor Because 7, 8, 9

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

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Do you play piano? No

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A man hits a woman while driving. Whose fault is it? The mas. He was out drinking that night and shouldn't have gotten in his car in the first place.

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How come Hellen keller is blind and deaf? Cause she is a women.

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Knock Knock. Whose There? Lettuce. Thats impossible.

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