- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

I'M THE GRAPIST!! I'M GONNA GRAPE UR MOM AND UR DAD AND UR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

Knock knock Get off my porch.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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