Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

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A boy with cancer decides to go skydiving for his 18th bithday. Unfortunately, his parchute doesn't work & he dies before he hits the ground.

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What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

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How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

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What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

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A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

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Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

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yolo mother f-uckaaaa

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Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

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If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

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You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

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Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

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Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

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How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

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Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

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Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

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What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

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Farmers are outstanding in their fields

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Anti Joke

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