- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

Look how far I can kick this bucket

Penis

Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

knock, knock. come in.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

a man walks into a bar he got hurt

A baby seal walks into a club.

What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

if ruddell was gay what would he be? a gay prick

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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