- Anti Joke

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

one day i went to bed

What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there