- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

The Holocaust.

THE GAME

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

Hearpin my durp

How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

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