what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

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Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

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In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

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3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

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Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon *slam*

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

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SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

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Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

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Fun fact: If you took the skin of an average person and laid it flat you would have enough to get a pretty serious criminal conviction, amirite?

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muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

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(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

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A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

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Anti Joke

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