- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

Billy Cundiff.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

An atheist walks into a church

What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

A pedophile walks into a daycare

What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

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