Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

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So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

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What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

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Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

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A: B: No pun intended.

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I'M THE GRAPIST!! I'M GONNA GRAPE UR MOM AND UR DAD AND UR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

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A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

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A women president

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

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Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

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Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

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You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

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3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

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Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

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What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Police say's 'have you been drinking' and you reply back saying 'YES' then the police brings out the blower and you blow, it says on it that you are fine, but then the cops ask you 'what did you drink' and you just say 'well i drank juice for breakfast then had some water, tea, coffee' the cops get really angry but before he says anything you say that ' I AM MUSLIM'

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why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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