womens rights to vote

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What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

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what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

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what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

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How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

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what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

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A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

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So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

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Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

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So. The gays. ...

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

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Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

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What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

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heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

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Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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like this joke for a free ipod nano or a dead baby ?

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What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

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Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

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your moms my other ride

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How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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