A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

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Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

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why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

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How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

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women rights

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What is invisible, weighs 332 pounds, runs 67.3 mph, is green, and is made by Jews in China. Nothing, if something is invisible, then it cannot reflect green light, therefore it cannot be green.

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What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

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Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

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A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

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What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

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Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

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What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

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A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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Womens rights.

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Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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Deadly cancer.

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Went to a zoo there was a asian shouting GOOZILLA at the reptile house I said no 2 frickly pickles please He said helwo I'm wo pong th pow wice to weet you I said does he come with subtitles Old priest said no the said hello little boy want a mint I said oh thanks I'm not a boy I'm 19 Old priest said no no you can't have one of my special mints I said wait those mints have R's on them are the rainbow mints Old priest no there raspberry I said ok don't be a stranger Old priest said oh I will I said wait your THE PRIEST He said oh I'm just a priest looking for little boys I said no your dead now jumped 30 feet in the air sat on a bird dove into him bird went threw him we made a team promised to clean the world of evil only to find out that we killed the mother of all priest Bird said tweak tweak I said yeah let's hunt them all down Shall the be a part 2 you decide

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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