A Frenchman stays and fights

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These Jokes suck.

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Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

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Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

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What is invisible, weighs 332 pounds, runs 67.3 mph, is green, and is made by Jews in China. Nothing, if something is invisible, then it cannot reflect green light, therefore it cannot be green.

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Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

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Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

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What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

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what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

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A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

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Womens' Rights

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2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

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What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

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Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

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Yo mamas so fat.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

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What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

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I just flew here from Cleveland, and boy are my arms tired! The people on either side of me were hogging the armrests, so I had to kind of tuck my arms up behind my head and it was very uncomfortable.

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

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What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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