Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

R.I.P. Steve Jobs

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

american government

What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

George Bush.

Cameron is a r e t a r d

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

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