Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

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You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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my shift key is broken1

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What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

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Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

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Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

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It was a dark night, I was walking home from the shops in town, The wind was whistling through my damp hair, My spine tingled and i tucked my hands under my stinking pits. I felt like someone was watching me, I walked faster the breath was warm on my kneck i turned around. It was gary glitter he pulled down my pants and gave me the best sucky i ever had. We kissed and i tasted the cheese from my knob. In all garry glitter has a giant knob

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A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

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Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

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Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

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Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

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Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

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Fiats

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When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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Little Stephanie was up all night on Christmas eve excited for her new bike that Santa was going to bring her. After tossing and turning for what seemed like decades, the sunset finally arose and Stephanie ran down the steps to unwrap her new bike with the family. Immediately after she went down the staircase, she found her parents marinated in their own blood, with knife wounds all around their body.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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