the WNBA

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A middle-class family went away on vacation. While they were gone, a pyromaniac burnt down their house. Their cat was still inside.

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Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple?

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

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what did the short man say to the shoe? i sincerely hope that someone wouldn't try to carry a conversation with an inannnimate object, or else he is socially disturbed

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What do you call a really small grape? A grape.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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*prepares this to get negged*

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

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two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

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Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

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Man walks into a gun store, buys a gun. The same man goes home and lives happily till he dies of cancer. His son takes the gun shots himself, survives then later dies of cancer.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

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What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

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Womens rights.

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Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

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why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

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why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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