what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

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What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

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A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

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Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

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Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

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...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

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What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

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I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

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knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

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What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

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How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

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girls lacrosse

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How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

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drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

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a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

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Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

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There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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