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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

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A baby seal walks into a club.

What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

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