- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Flop dog

What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

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