Knock knock. Death.

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A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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A: I've got a new knock knock jokes! Wanna hear it? B: Yeah. A: Oh you first. B: Knock knock! A: Who's there?

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My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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Why did the black man have lots of money. He studied hard at school and got into a good university. He dedicated 5 years of his life working relentlessly and getting his diploma in medicine then went on to work in a private hospital as head doctor and neuro surgeon. He was very successful in his specific field of medicine. That didn't work out so after quitting his job and realizing he had wasted over 7 years of his life achieving nothing but lose of interest in his career. He then bought a lottery ticket and won 8 million dollars.

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A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

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Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

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Penis

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Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

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You smell like shit

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I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

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"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

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What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

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Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

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SC Johnson a Family Company

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Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

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A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

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a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

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How does a printer work? You plug it in.

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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