Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

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Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

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2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

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She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

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My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

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Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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And love is, bein' the owner of a company that makes rape whistles and even though you started the company with good intentions trying to reduce the rate of rape, now you don't wanna reduce it at all cuz if the rape rate declines you'll see an equal decline in whistle sales. Without rapists, who's gonna buy your whistles? Who's gonna buy your whistles? Love is all about whistles.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

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Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

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He was. I am sorry, he knows to much, this is for the well being of everyone, including yourself, he will be going down, the order has been given.

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Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

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Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

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